a Denver Singing Telegram that has the Scotsman insulting the victims manhood. This act lends itself to kids not being in the room We are pretty clever about it without getting raunchy and play with the audience as much as the victim as a rule. It can be done with kids in the room but the act totally changes with them in attendance.
If your victim is of Scottish descent then this act is a must. Otherwise we make them a Long lost 'honorary' Scotsman. We will make them prove their Scottish 'manhood' (or not).